Words from President Obama

May 192009
 

President Obama likes to have himself compared to Abraham Lincoln, but there is one area in which he is about as opposite to A. Lincoln as one can get. Lincoln was probably the best storytelling jokester among our presidents, while Obama is the leading contender for worst.

There was the one about a snow day in Washington D.C., which was merely stupid. At the time I suggested that if that was his idea of stand-up comedy, he should not quit his day job.

Then there was the one about the Special Olympics — a real belly-slapper from Mr. I-want-my-Supreme-Court-nominee-to-empathize.

Most recently he made a joke about using the IRS to punish people he doesn’t like. It’s like what they say about making a joke about your spouse having an affair: If it’s true, it’s not funny. If it’s not true, it’s not funny.

As Glenn Harlan Reynolds suggests, this comes after letting Timmy TurboTax get rewarded with a big salary for doing something that would get his new employes fired. To say nothing of the fact that if IRS employees made jokes like this for the purpose of making a threat (and all jokes are partly serious) they could be fired for it.

And now David Axelrod is getting in on the act.

In Gerald J. Prokopowicz’s book about Lincoln, he points out that Lincoln’s jokes relied on context. He says his least favorite Lincoln question is one that asks which is the funniest joke:

Humor tends to be specific to its time and place, and what seemed funny to the nineteenth often falls flat in the twenty-first. To make matters worse, Lincoln’s jokes were not stand-alone sound bites. They relied heavily on context. Lincoln’s speeches to the Scott Club of Springfield in 1852, for example, are the funniest things he ever wrote. They had the audience shrieking with laughter — I still find it difficult to read them without snorting audibly — but to get to the good parts you have to read several pages of setup, and once you get there the punch lines don’t work unless you already know something about Franklin Pierce, Winfield Scott, and Lincoln’s relationship with Stephen Douglas.

Hmmm. 1852. I have a Spokesrider article about a joke-telling session that took place in that year. And it, too, involved Franklin Pierce and Winfield Scott. But I digress.

Context may have been necessary for Lincoln’s jokes, but context is not Obama’s friend. And Obama doesn’t have to wait a couple of centuries for his jokes to fall flat.

Which reminds me, here’s a one-liner joke that some have attributed to Lincoln, though I wouldn’t want to wager any money that it really is one he invented:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Feb 062009
 

Obama then:

Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues.

Obama now:

Mr. Obama’s recent courtship of Republicans gave way to blunt derision of their ideas for the stimulus, as he tried to raise the political pressure to pass a measure with a price tag of over $900 billion in the Senate.

Republican proposals are “rooted in the idea that tax cuts alone can solve all our problems, that government doesn’t have a role to play, that half measures and tinkering are somehow enough, that we can afford to ignore our most fundamental economic challenges,” the president said in an address at the Department of Energy Thursday. “Those ideas have been tested, and they have failed.”

(The “Obama then” statement is from page 92 of Pocket Obama.)

Feb 052009
 

Pocket Obama (page 47):

My faith is one that admits some doubt

But not, apparently, about his huge stimulus package. News item:

President Obama abruptly changed tactics Wednesday in his bid to revive the economy, setting aside his bipartisan stance and pointedly blaming Republicans for demanding what he cast as discredited “piecemeal measures.”

Related news article: “Is President Barak Obama still Smoking“?

Feb 042009
 

Happy day! My Pocket Obama from Amazon arrived.

One page contains these words:

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form … without permission from the publisher, except by a reviewer who may quote passages in a review.

The very next page has this:

In order to master the President’s ideology, it is essential to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly.

Together we can bring about the next great chapter in the American story.

Together is right. The best way to memorize material like this is together, with other people, preferably all standing in neat rows and columns, looking straight ahead, each holding a Pocket Obama in the left hand, just below chin level.

But there is a problem with this picture. Pocket Obama has no page numbers. It also cites no sources for the quotations, but that is less important. What is important is that without page numbers the group leader cannot say, “Everyone turn to page 32 and recite:”

Let us find that common stake we all have in one another, and let our politics reflect that spirit as well.

But it’s probably just as well. There will always be one person who instead of reciting the above words will recite from a different place, “I won. I will trump you on that.”